Simple tab:

A                           A      F#                          E6
    Her green plastic watering can     for her fake chinese rubber plant
Dsus2          A        Dsus2 A                                 A    
    In fake pla-ah-stic earth    that she bought from a rubber man
F#                       E6        Dsus2         A            Dsus2
    In a town full of rubber plans     to get ri-i-d of itself

              B                  A
It wears her out   it wears her out
              B                  A      A    
It wears her out   it wears her out

She lives with a broken man a cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns he used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties but gravity always wins

And it wears him out it wears him out
It wears him out
        A        A
It wears

She looks like the real thing she tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love but I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run

And it wears me out it wears me out
It wears me out it wears me out    Amaj7

                B   
And if i could be    who you wanted
            A E6  B   
If I could be who you wanted

                 A                  E6
A---ll the time all the time Ah ah ah

B    // B    // A // A  E  // B    // B    // A


Actual tab:

G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|0--7-9--4-5--7-0--4-5--4-0-2--0--2--0--0------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|(A)
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|0-00-0-00-0-7-9-99-9-99-9---4-5-55-5-7-0-0-0--4-5-55-5-5-5-7-0-00-0-00-7-9--|
E|--------------------------9-------------------------------------------------|

G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|99-9-99---4-5-55-5-55-7-0-00-4-5-55-5-5-4-0-2r-0r-2-0-----------------------|
E|--------9-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Second Chorus, with slight differences:

G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|(B)
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|0-00-0-00-0-7-9-99-9-99-9---4-5-55-5-7-0-0-0--4-5-55--4-5-4-55-7-0-00-0-00--|
E|--------------------------9-------------------------------------------------|

G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|7-9-99-9-99---4-5-55-7-0-00--4-5r-2r-0r-2-0r-2r-0r-2r-----------------------|
E|------------9---------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro:
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------5-4-0r------------------------------|
E|0-5-0-7-77-7-77-0-5-55-5-55-0-7-77-7-77-------------------------------------|