Alanis Morissette - Ironic

Two different versions......

Chords. Capo on 4th fret! Numbers are relative to capo.

Intro, verses and bridge             Chorus
F#/A#:        2x023x                 F#:  x00232 (D-shape)
B2:           3x020x                 B:   320033 (G-shape)
G#m:          0x00xx                 G#m: 022000 (Em-shape)
Emaj7:        x32003                 A:   133211 (F-shape)
              x32033                 E:   032010 (C-shape)
F#6add4:      x54005 (Not sure about name. Maybe Bmaj7/F#add9?)
F#6add4add13: x54007 (Not sure about name. Maybe Bmaj7/F#?.
                      In this transcription, I call this chord F#@)


INTRO (clean guitar):

                          |--3-----2--------------------|
                          |--------------3--------------|
                          |---------------------0-----2-|
Emaj7    F#6add4  Emaj7   |-----0-----0-----------------|
                          |--3-----3-----3--------------|
                          |-----------------------------|
"   Hey-ey, hey,..." etc etc


VERSE 1 (chord progression: | F#/A#  B2 | F#/A#  G#m | etc. Clean guitar)

   + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . |
 |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
 |-------0---------|-3---------------|-3--3--3---------|----3------------|
 |-2-----2---------|-2-----0---------|-2---2-2---------|-2-----0---------|
 |-0---------------|-------0-------0-|-----------------|-0-----0---------|
 |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
 |-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|
An old   man        turned 98. He won the lottery, and   died the next day

       + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . |
     |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
     |-3-----0---------|-3---------------|-----------------|----3------------|
     |-2--2--2---------|-2-----0---------|-2--2--2---------|-2-----0---------|
     |-----------------|-0-----0---------|-0-----0---------|-0-----0---------|
     |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
     |-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay. It's a death row pardon 2 minutes too 
late.

          + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . |
        |-----------------|-----------------|
        |----3--------3---|---3-------------|
        |-2-----2---2---2-|-2-----0---------|
        |-0-----0---------|-0-----0---------|
        |-----------------|-----------------|
        |-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|
Isn't it ironic...don't you think?


CHORUS (Overdriven guitar):

           F# B          F#      G#m
Its like rain    on your wedding day
           F# B              F#      G#m
It's a free ride when you've already paid
               F#  B          F#          G#m
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    A              E            F#
And who would have thought...it figures


VERSE 2 (clean) Guitar 2 strums the chords in the usual progression.

  + . + . + . + .  | + . + . + . +. | + . + . + . + .  | + . + . + .  +  .   |
|------------------|----------------|------------------|---------------------|
|----3--0----0-----|----0-----------|----3--0----------|----0--------0-------|
|-2-----2---2--2-0-|-2-----0--------|-2-----2----------|-2-----0---2-----2-0-|
|-0----------------|-0-----0--------|-0----------------|-0-----0-------------|
|------------------|----------------|------------------|---------------------|
|-2-----3----------|-2-----0--------|-2-----3----------|-2-----0-------------|
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly.   suitcase and       kids goodbye. He 
                     He packed his    kissed his           waited his

  + . + . + . + .|  + . + . +  .  +  .   | + . + . + .  + .  |  + . + . + .+. 
|
|----------------|---------------0-------|-------------------|----------------
|
|----3--0--------|-----0-------3-----3-0-|----3--0-----------|-----0----------
|
|-2-----2--------|--2-----0--------------|-2-----2-----------|--2-----0-------
|
|-0--------------|--0-----0--------------|-0-----------------|--0-----0-------
|
|----------------|-----------------------|-------------------|----------------
|
|-2-----3--------|--2-----0--------------|-2-----3-----------|--2-----0-------
|
 whole damn life just to take that..      plane crashed down   isn't this
                   ..flight. And as the   he thought "well       nice..."

               +  .  +  .  +  .  +  .  | + . + . + . + . |
             |-------------------5-3h5-|-----------------|
             |-----3----0-----0h3------|----0------------|
             |-2--------2--------------|-2-----0---------|
             |-0-----------------------|-0---------------|
             |-------------------------|-------0---------|
             |-2--------3--------------|-2-----0---------|
And isn't it ironic.... don't you think?


CHORUS (distortion)


BRIDGE (clean)
     Emaj7
Well life has a funny way
               F#6add4                       F#@  F#6add4
of sneaking up on you when you think everything is okay and
Emaj7                     F#6add4       F#@  F#6add4
everything is going right
    Emaj7
And life has a funny way
               F#6add4                  F#@  F#6add4
of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and
Emaj7        
everything blows up in your face 
|--3--2--------|
|--------3-----|
|-----------0--|
|--------------|
|--------------|
|--------------|


VERSE 3

A clean guitar strums the chords in the normal progression, and throughout the
verse, keybords play something like this:
|-------------|--------------|
|---3--0~~~~--|---0----------|
|-2-----------|-2----0~~~~---|
|-------------|--------------|
|-------------|--------------|
|-------------|--------------|


A traffic jam, when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife.
And isn't it..

  + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + .  | + . + . + . + . |
|-----------------|-----------------|-----------3-2p0--|-----------------|
|----3-----3------|----3-----3------|----3--3--3-----3-|----3------------|
|-2-----2---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----2----------|-2-----0---------|
|-0-----0---------|-0-----2---------|-0----------------|-0-----0---------|
|-----------------|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|
|-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----3----------|-2-----0---------|
 ironic....don't you think    a little too ironic..and yeah I really do think


CHORUS (distortion)


OUTRO (clean)
Emaj7   F#6add4   F#@  F#6add4
Emaj7                                 F#6add4   F#@  F#6add4
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Emaj7                  F#6add4      F#@  F#6add4   Emaj7
Life has a funny, funny way     of helping you out
Emaj7            Emaj7
Helping you out



Guitar 1 (Capo 4)



         w/fingers, let ring throughout                      
     C7M                                                     
     E   S                              S E  E  E  E  S E.   
E||--3----------------------------------3-L--------3----3---|
B||--0---0------------------------------0-L--0--L--0----0---|
G||--0---0------------------------------0-L--0--L--0----0---|
D||------------------------------------------2--L--2--2-----|
A||--3---------------------------------------------3--3-----|
E||---------------------------------------------------------|


  D6add11                         C7M                      
  E.      S E  E  S S E  S E.     E.  S E  E  E  E  S E.   
--5-------5-L-------5------5---|--3---3-L--3--L--3--------|
--0-------0-L--0--L-0------0---|--0---0-L--0--L--0----0---|
--0-------0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0---|--0---0-L--0--L--0----0---|
----------4-L--4--L---4--4-----|-----------2--L-----2-----|
--5-------------------5--------|--3-----------------3-----|
-------------------------------|--------------------------|


            Cadd9               D/F#    Gsus2             D/F#    Em7           
  E  S S E  E     E  Q    E     Q    E  E     H           Q    E  E   H         
--3----2-L-------------------|-------------------------|-----------------------|
------------3-----L----------|----------3-----L--------|--3----L---------------|
------------0-----L--0-------|--2-------2-----L--------|--2----L--0---L--------|
-----0-----------------------|----------0-----L--------|--0----L--0---L--------|
--3----3-L--3-----L-------0--|--0----------------------|-----------------------|
-----------------------------|----------3-----L--------|--2----L--0---L--------|


  keep playing last four chords!!                                           
  E.                              S E  E  H           E.  S E  E  H         
---------------------------------------------------|-----------------------|
--3-------------------------------3----3--L--------|------3-L--------------|
--2-------------------------------2----2--L--------|--2--------0--L--------|
--0------------------------------------0--L--------|-----------0--L--------|
---------------------------------------------------|-----------------------|
--2------------------------------------3--L--------|--2--------0--L--------|


  E.  S E  E  H           Q    E  E  H           E.  S E  E  H         
-----------------------|----------------------|-----------------------|
--3--------3--L--------|--3----L--------------|--3---3----3--L--------|
--2---2----2--L--------|--2----L--0--L--------|--2---2----2--L--------|
--0--------------------|--0----L--0--L--------|--0--------0--L--------|
-----------0--L--------|----------------------|-----------0--L--------|
--2--------3--L--------|--2----L--0--L--------|--2--------3--L--------|


  E.  S E  E  H           E.  S E  E  E  E  E  E     E.  S E  E  Q    Q     
-----------------------|--------------------------|------------------------|
------3-L--------------|------3-L-----------3-----|------3-L---------------|
--2--------0--L--------|--2--------2--L--2--------|--2--------0--L----0----|
--0--------0--L--------|--0--------0--L--------0--|--0--------0--L----0----|
-----------------------|--------------------------|------------------------|
--2--------0--L--------|--2--------3--L-----------|--2--------0--L----0----|


  D        G                   D        Em                
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D        G                   D        Em                
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D        G                   D        Em                
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  F         C                  D      Dsus4                    
  E  S S E  E  E  E  E  S S    E  S S E     E  S S E  S S S S  
--1--1-1-1--0--L--0--0--0-0-|--2--2-2-3-----3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--1--1-1-1--1--L--1--1--1-1-|--3--3-3-3-----3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--2--2-2-2--0--L--0--0--0-0-|--2--2-2-2-----2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|
--3--3-3-3--2--L--2--2--2-2-|--0--0-0-0-----0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--3--3-3-3--3--L--3--3--3-3-|---------------------------------|
--1--1-1-1------------------|---------------------------------|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D        G                   D        Em                
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D        G                   D        Em                
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D        G                   D        Em                
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  F         C                  D      Dsus4                    
  E  S S E  E  E  E  E  S S    E  S S E     E  S S E  S S S S  
--1--1-1-1--0--L--0--0--0-0-|--2--2-2-3-----3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--1--1-1-1--1--L--1--1--1-1-|--3--3-3-3-----3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--2--2-2-2--0--L--0--0--0-0-|--2--2-2-2-----2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|
--3--3-3-3--2--L--2--2--2-2-|--0--0-0-0-----0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--3--3-3-3--3--L--3--3--3-3-|---------------------------------|
--1--1-1-1------------------|---------------------------------|


  C7M                             D6add11                         
  E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S    E.      S S S E  S S E  S E  S  
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|
--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|--4-------4-4-4-4--L-4-4--4-4--4-|
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|
-------------------------------|---------------------------------|


  C7M                             D6add11                         
  E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S    E.      S S S E  S S E  S E  S  
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|
--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|--4-------4-4-4-4--L-4-4--4-4--4-|
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|
-------------------------------|---------------------------------|


  C7M                             D6add11                         
  E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S    E.      S S S E  S S E  S E  S  
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|
--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|--4-------4-4-4-4--L-4-4--4-4--4-|
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|
-------------------------------|---------------------------------|


  C7M                                                    
  E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S    E.  S E  E  E  Q.      
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3---2-L---------------|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|-----------3--L---------|
--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|-----------------0------|
--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|------------------------|
--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|------------------------|
-------------------------------|------------------------|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#      Em7                
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E  E   S S E  S S E   
----------------------------------|------------------------------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3----3---L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0----2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
----------------------------------|------------2---L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2----0---L-0-0--0-0-0--|


  D/F#         Gsus2                 D/F#   Em7                          
  E.   S E  E  S     S E  S S S S    E.   S E   E  H           H         
----------------------------------|-------------------------|-----------|
--3----3----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3----3-x---3--L--------|--L--------|
--2----2----2--2-----2-2--2-2-2-2-|--2----2-x---0--L--------|--L--------|
--0----0----0--0-----0-0--0-0-0-0-|--0----0-x---2--L--------|--L--------|
----------------------------------|---------x---2--L--------|--L--------|
--2----2----3--3-----3-3--3-3-3-3-|--2----2-x---0--L--------|--L--------|


  Q.     E  H           E.  S E  E  H           E.  S E  E  H         
---------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|
--3------3--L--------|------3-L--------------|------3-L--------------|
--2------2--L--------|--2--------0--L--------|--2--------2--L--------|
--0------0--L--------|-----------0--L--------|--0--------0--L--------|
---------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|
--2------3--L--------|--2--------0--L--------|--2--------3--L--------|


                             D        G                 
  E.  S E  E  Q    E  S S    E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--------------------------|--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|
------3-L----------3--3-3-|--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2--------0--L----0--0-0-|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0--------0--L----2--2-2-|--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
-------------------2--2-2-|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
--2--------0--L----0--0-0-|-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|


  D        Em                  D        G                 
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|


  D        Em                  D        G                 
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E   
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--3---3-L--3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|--0---0-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|
-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|-----------3--L-3-3--3-3-3--|


  D        Em                  F         C                
  E.  S E  E  S S E  S S E     E  S S E  E  E  E  E  S S  
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--1--1-1-1--0--L--0--0--0-0-|
--3---3-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--1--1-1-1--1--L--1--1--1-1-|
--2---2-L--0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--2--2-2-2--0--L--0--0--0-0-|
--0---0-L--2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|--3--3-3-3--2--L--2--2--2-2-|
-----------2--L-2-2--2-2-2--|--3--3-3-3--3--L--3--3--3-3-|
-----------0--L-0-0--0-0-0--|--1--1-1-1------------------|


  D      Dsus4                      C7M                           
  E  S S E     E  S S E  S S S S    E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S  
--2--2-2-3-----3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--3--3-3-3-----3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--2--2-2-2-----2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--0--0-0-0-----0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|
---------------------------------|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
---------------------------------|-------------------------------|


  D6add11                           C7M                           
  E.      S S S E  S S E  S E  S    E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S  
--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--4-------4-4-4-4--L-4-4--4-4--4-|--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|
--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
---------------------------------|-------------------------------|


  D6add11                           C7M                           
  E.      S S S E  S S E  S E  S    E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S  
--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--4-------4-4-4-4--L-4-4--4-4--4-|--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|
--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
---------------------------------|-------------------------------|


  D6add11                           C7M                           
  E.      S S S E  S S E  S E  S    E   S S E  E  S S E  S S S S  
--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--0-------0-0-0-0--L-0-0--0-0--0-|--0---0-0-L--0--0-0-0--0-0-0-0-|
--4-------4-4-4-4--L-4-4--4-4--4-|--2---2-2-L--2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-|
--5-------5-5-5-5--L-5-5--5-5--5-|--3---3-3-L--3--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-|
---------------------------------|-------------------------------|


                                      free time            
  C7M                            C7M                       
  E   S S S S E  E  S S E  E     Q    Q         Q    Q     
--0---0-0-L-0-0--0--0-0-0--0--|--3----3---------3----3----|
--0---0-0-L-0-0--0--0-0-0--0--|--0----0---------0----0----|
--0---0-0-L-0-0--0--0-0-0--0--|--0----0---------0----0----|
--2-----2-L---2--2----2-2--2--|--2----2---------2----2----|
--3-----3-L---3--3----3-3--3--|--3----3---------3----3----|
------------------------------|---------------------------|


  Q    Q    H                      
--3----3----3--------|-----------||
--0----0----0--------|-----------||
--0----0----0--------|-----------||
--2----2----2--------|-----------||
--3----3----3--------|-----------||
---------------------|-----------||




Duration Legend
---------------
W - whole
H - half
Q - quarter
E - 8th
S - 16th
T - 32nd
X - 64th
. - note dotted
|-n-|  - n-tuplets


Tablature Legend
----------------
L - tied note
x - dead note
g - grace note
(n) - ghost note
> - accentuded note
NH - natural harmonic
AH - artificial harmonic
TH - tapped harmonic
SH - semi harmonic
PH - pitch harmonic
h - hammer on
p - pull off
b - bend
br - bendRelease
pb - preBend
pbr - preBendRelease
brb - bendReleaseBend
\n/ - tremolo bar dip
\n - tremolo bar dive
-/n - tremolo bar Release up
/n\ - tremolo bar inverted dip
/n - tremolo bar return
-\n - tremolo bar Release down
S - shift slide
s - legato slide
/ -  slide into from below or out of upwards
\ -  slide into from above or out of downwards
~ - vibrato
W - wide vibrato
tr - trill
TP - tremolo picking
T - tapping
S - slap
P - pop
< - fade in
^ - brush up
v - brush down



- - - - - - - - - - - -

Chords. Capo on 4th fret! Numbers are relative to capo.

Intro, verses and bridge             Chorus
F#/A#:        2x023x                 F#:  x00232 (D-shape)
B2:           3x020x                 B:   320033 (G-shape)
G#m:          0x00xx                 G#m: 022000 (Em-shape)
Emaj7:        x32003                 A:   133211 (F-shape)
              x32033                 E:   032010 (C-shape)
F#6add4:      x54005 (Not sure about name. Maybe Bmaj7/F#add9?)
F#6add4add13: x54007 (Not sure about name. Maybe Bmaj7/F#?.
                      In this transcription, I call this chord F#@)


INTRO (clean guitar):

                          |--3-----2--------------------|
                          |--------------3--------------|
                          |---------------------0-----2-|
Emaj7    F#6add4  Emaj7   |-----0-----0-----------------|
                          |--3-----3-----3--------------|
                          |-----------------------------|
"   Hey-ey, hey,..." etc etc


VERSE 1 (chord progression: | F#/A#  B2 | F#/A#  G#m | etc. Clean guitar)

   + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . |
 |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
 |-------0---------|-3---------------|-3--3--3---------|----3------------|
 |-2-----2---------|-2-----0---------|-2---2-2---------|-2-----0---------|
 |-0---------------|-------0-------0-|-----------------|-0-----0---------|
 |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
 |-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|
An old   man        turned 98. He won the lottery, and   died the next day

       + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . |
     |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
     |-3-----0---------|-3---------------|-----------------|----3------------|
     |-2--2--2---------|-2-----0---------|-2--2--2---------|-2-----0---------|
     |-----------------|-0-----0---------|-0-----0---------|-0-----0---------|
     |-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
     |-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay. It's a death row pardon 2 minutes too 
late.

          + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . |
        |-----------------|-----------------|
        |----3--------3---|---3-------------|
        |-2-----2---2---2-|-2-----0---------|
        |-0-----0---------|-0-----0---------|
        |-----------------|-----------------|
        |-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|
Isn't it ironic...don't you think?


CHORUS (Overdriven guitar):

           F# B          F#      G#m
Its like rain    on your wedding day
           F# B              F#      G#m
It's a free ride when you've already paid
               F#  B          F#          G#m
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    A              E            F#
And who would have thought...it figures


VERSE 2 (clean) Guitar 2 strums the chords in the usual progression.

  + . + . + . + .  | + . + . + . +. | + . + . + . + .  | + . + . + .  +  .   |
|------------------|----------------|------------------|---------------------|
|----3--0----0-----|----0-----------|----3--0----------|----0--------0-------|
|-2-----2---2--2-0-|-2-----0--------|-2-----2----------|-2-----0---2-----2-0-|
|-0----------------|-0-----0--------|-0----------------|-0-----0-------------|
|------------------|----------------|------------------|---------------------|
|-2-----3----------|-2-----0--------|-2-----3----------|-2-----0-------------|
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly.   suitcase and       kids goodbye. He 
                     He packed his    kissed his           waited his

  + . + . + . + .|  + . + . +  .  +  .   | + . + . + .  + .  |  + . + . + .+. 
|
|----------------|---------------0-------|-------------------|----------------
|
|----3--0--------|-----0-------3-----3-0-|----3--0-----------|-----0----------
|
|-2-----2--------|--2-----0--------------|-2-----2-----------|--2-----0-------
|
|-0--------------|--0-----0--------------|-0-----------------|--0-----0-------
|
|----------------|-----------------------|-------------------|----------------
|
|-2-----3--------|--2-----0--------------|-2-----3-----------|--2-----0-------
|
 whole damn life just to take that..      plane crashed down   isn't this
                   ..flight. And as the   he thought "well       nice..."

               +  .  +  .  +  .  +  .  | + . + . + . + . |
             |-------------------5-3h5-|-----------------|
             |-----3----0-----0h3------|----0------------|
             |-2--------2--------------|-2-----0---------|
             |-0-----------------------|-0---------------|
             |-------------------------|-------0---------|
             |-2--------3--------------|-2-----0---------|
And isn't it ironic.... don't you think?


CHORUS (distortion)


BRIDGE (clean)
     Emaj7
Well life has a funny way
               F#6add4                       F#@  F#6add4
of sneaking up on you when you think everything is okay and
Emaj7                     F#6add4       F#@  F#6add4
everything is going right
    Emaj7
And life has a funny way
               F#6add4                  F#@  F#6add4
of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and
Emaj7        
everything blows up in your face 
|--3--2--------|
|--------3-----|
|-----------0--|
|--------------|
|--------------|
|--------------|


VERSE 3

A clean guitar strums the chords in the normal progression, and throughout the
verse, keybords play something like this:
|-------------|--------------|
|---3--0~~~~--|---0----------|
|-2-----------|-2----0~~~~---|
|-------------|--------------|
|-------------|--------------|
|-------------|--------------|


A traffic jam, when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife.
And isn't it..

  + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + . | + . + . + . + .  | + . + . + . + . |
|-----------------|-----------------|-----------3-2p0--|-----------------|
|----3-----3------|----3-----3------|----3--3--3-----3-|----3------------|
|-2-----2---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----2----------|-2-----0---------|
|-0-----0---------|-0-----2---------|-0----------------|-0-----0---------|
|-----------------|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|
|-2-----3---------|-2-----0---------|-2-----3----------|-2-----0---------|
 ironic....don't you think    a little too ironic..and yeah I really do think


CHORUS (distortion)


OUTRO (clean)
Emaj7   F#6add4   F#@  F#6add4
Emaj7                                 F#6add4   F#@  F#6add4
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Emaj7                  F#6add4      F#@  F#6add4   Emaj7
Life has a funny, funny way     of helping you out
Emaj7            Emaj7
Helping you out


- - - - - - - - - - - - -


     Cadd9 Dadd9  Dadd9* D/F# Gadd9 Em7  G  Fm  
-e|----3-----5------7-----0-----0----0---3---1-|
-B|----3-----5------5-----3-----3----3---3---1-|
-G|----0-----0------0-----2-----0----0---0---x-|
-D|----0-----0------0-----0-----0----2---0---3-|
-A|----3-----5------5-----x-----x----2---2---3-|
-E|----x-----x------x-----2-----3----0---3---1-|

cappo on 4th fret   

[Intro]Cadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9 -e|-3-2------|
                         -B|-----3----|
                         -G|-------0--|
[verse1] 
D/F# Gadd9 D/F#        Em7
An old man turned ninety-eight
        D/F#  Gadd9   D/F#           Em7
He won the lottery and died the next day
      D/F#   Gadd9  D/F#       Em7 
It's a black fly in your chardonnay
       D/F#      Gadd9      D/F#        Em7
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
         D/F# Gadd9          D/F#       Em7
Isn't it ironic... don't you think

[chorus]
         D/F# G    D/F#        Em7
It's like rain on your wedding day
           D/F# G            D/F#    Em7
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              D/F# G          D/F#        Em7
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Fm           Cadd9           D/F#
And who would've thought... it figures

[verse2]
    D/F# Gadd9         D/F#     Em7
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
              D/F# Gadd9              D/F#      Em7
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
              D/F#       Gadd9   D/F#      Em7
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
           D/F#         Gadd9                  D/F#        Em7
And as the plane crashed down he thought, well isn't this nice
               D/F# Gadd9           D/F#      Em7
And Isn't this ironic ... don't you think?

[chorus]
         D/F# G    D/F#        Em7
It's like rain on your wedding day
           D/F# G            D/F#    Em7
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              D/F# G          D/F#        Em7
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Fm           Cadd9           D/F#
And who would've thought... it figures

[bridge]
     Cadd9                               Dadd9  
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
                       Dadd9*Dadd9 Cadd9               Dadd9
When you think everything's ok and everythings going right
Dadd9*Dadd9   Cadd9                               Dadd9  
And yeah well life has a funny way of helping you out when
                        Dadd9*Dadd9   Cadd9 
You think evertyhing's gone wrong and everthing blows up in your face
-e|-3-2------|
-B|-----3----|
-G|-------0--|

[verse3]
  D/F#    Gadd9           D/F#     Em7
A traffic jam when you're already late
      D/F#   Gadd9        D/F#      Em7
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
          D/F#   Gadd9               D/F#      Em7
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
     D/F#                  Gadd9                   D/F#     Em7
It's meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
             D/F# Gadd9          D/F#     Em7
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
             D/F# Gadd9           D/F#     Em7
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...

[chorus]
         D/F# G    D/F#        Em7
It's like rain on your wedding day
           D/F# G            D/F#    Em7
It's a free ride when you've already paid
              D/F# G          D/F#        Em7
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Fm           Cadd9           D/F#
And who would've thought... it figures

[outro]
 Cadd9   Dadd9Dadd9*Dadd9  Cadd9   Dadd9Dadd9*Dadd9  
 Cadd9   Dadd9Dadd9*Dadd9  Cadd9   -e|-3-2------|  Cadd9
                                   -B|-----3----|
                                   -G|-------0--|